A royal pain-in-the...

Ready? Because I am going to go there. About the Royal Wedding. I'm glad it's over. There. I said it.  Oh sure, she looked beautiful, yah, he was very royal and handsome (not a toad in sight), and the kiss was very cute and kinda sweet, but all that g*d* hype was just driving me crazy! I am so glad it's over! And I'm especially glad that Camilla didn't embarrass anybody. She looked as regal as... well, as regal as someone like her can look. Right?

Now, can we pulleeeze get on with real things? Like birth certificates, hair pieces and the importance of chickens?